Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Apparently Bill O'Reilly doesn't get out much

Here's what the 'ol Falafal had to say on his radio show about his recent trip to Harlem:
"I couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks, primarily black patronship."

Then, he later followed up with:
"There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea.' You know, I mean, everybody was -- it was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people were sitting there, and they were ordering and having fun. And there wasn't any kind of craziness at all."

Umm, what the hell did he think black people did at restaurants?

Jebus, man. Can you believe it? They were actually ordering...from a menu!!

I am horrified thinking of BillO walking into this restaurant trying desperately to fit in with how he thinks black people act. "Where's my mother fucking lemonade, bitch! Clackity clack!"

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