Tuesday, August 05, 2008

The McCains getting down and dirty in Sturgis

McCain is campaigning at the Black Hills Motorcycle Rally in Sturgis this week and said this to the crowd:
I was looking at the Sturgis schedule and noticed that you have a beauty pageant and so I encouraged Cindy to compete. I told her, with a little luck, she could be the only woman ever to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.

Hmm, ok, she was kind of hot back in the day. So what exactly is this Miss Buffalo Chip contest?
Buffalo Chip has a reputation for that sort of thing. It holds a Miss Buffalo Chip contest every night, which is essentially a topless beauty pageant. And occasionally bottomless, too. During a drenching rain Wednesday night, the contest broke up into smaller groups and one woman wound up dancing naked on a bar top. Her boyfriend/husband saw her and angrily dragged her away as she struggled to put her pants back on and muttered something about how, "It's only this one week a year."

Heh, umm, that would be entertaining.

Update: Here's the best response I've seen to this yet.
All I’m saying is that if Barack Obama had gone to an event with 20,000 people wasting gas to talk about energy and said that his wife should have simulated sucking a banana dick between another woman’s legs, this race would be fucking over.



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