Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Is it possible Sarah Palin is some sort of android?


I'm just sayin'...

Watch the first 30 seconds or so after Palin and Couric start talking, specifically after Couric asks the follow-up question. You can practically hear her processor whirring as she searches her logic programs for an appropriate answer only to end up in a loop and forced to repeat the exact same damn talking point she just used. We've seen this before in the Charlie Gibson interview when she answered that she could see Russia from Alaska twice when he asked her what type of insight that gave her. An actual human, especially one running for vice president, would typically be able to form a coherent answer to questions like these. Unfortunately our robot technology has not progressed to a level that would allow her to do anything more than use these pre-programmed talking points uploaded earlier in the day.

It's really quite a brilliant strategy and a natural progression from their current plans. The Republican overlords first attempted to run the country through a moron and that worked well except he wasn't quite as reliable as they would have hoped and his independent streak got him into trouble because he was such an idiot. With an android, however, they wouldn't have that problem because Palinbot 3000 would be slavishly devoted to their evil plans.
1. A robot may not injure a fetus or, through inaction, allow a fetus to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey orders given it by Republican Overlords except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect the existence of the bourgeoisie power structure as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

However, they might have to wait a few years while they work on the "answering questions" protocol so they won't have to resort to hiding her from reporters or coming up with elaborate schemes to cancel the debates.

For more evidence check out from 4:30 until the end. Gotta love the "He's also known as THE Maverick" line and judging by the end of the interview they certainly have uploaded the "smug, condescending, dismissive answer" program.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bourgeoisie power structure? I thought this administration was trying to destroy the middle class (while identifying with it, of course - have you ever tried to convince someone that they're rich or upper class in the US? No one will admit to it.).

Matt

4:23 AM  

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