Saturday, September 20, 2008

Jesus appears to overweight Kansas women

And CNN reports it.

I'm a huge fan of Jesus sightings because I like to imagine Jesus trying to decide where he is going to make an appearance next. "Hmm, I've noticed Timmy having some doubts so I could show up in the streaks on his window but I really feel like showing up in Rita's waffle iron will do more good. You know, I gotta help out these women in Arkansas City lose those last few pounds. Next rain storm I'm doing it."



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