Friday, July 24, 2009

Criminal Masterminds Busted in Leavenworth

A couple of criminal masterminds were busted in Leavenworth, KS for selling drugs and paraphernalia out of their ice cream truck.
Rather than stand at a barren street corner, a teenager and a young man chose to sell their drugs from an ice cream truck, Leavenworth police said today.

Chief Patrick Kitchens said a tip led to the arrest of the two — a 20-year-old from Kansas City and a 17-year-old from Lawrence —on possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.

A parent tried to buy some ice cream from the truck Thursday evening.

“And in addition to buying his ice cream, the suspect offered to sell him a bong, which took him aback,” Kitchens said.
Yeah, great business model. "OK, so a couple of Chunky Monkeys for the kids and you want a bong with that?"
"Uh, no, just the ice cream."

As if that wasn't bad enough the next line really cracked me up.
The man told police about the incident, adding that the suspects had made the same offer last week.
Hilarious, not only did the guy not want to buy the bong but he didn't want to buy it last week either! Really going for the hard sell here.

Anyway, no post about selling drugs out of an ice cream truck could go by without mentioning Friday. "What's up, Big Perm?...I mean, Big Worm!"

I'm closed, fat boy!


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