Monday, September 07, 2009

Obama releases evil socialist indoctrination speech

Obama released his uber-controversial speech designed to indoctrinate our nation's children with his socialist agenda. Not surprisingly he cleverly disguised it full of platitudes about "working hard" and "personal responsibility" but I see through them and would like to present to you the "reading between the lines" guide to Obama's speech.

First, if you take the 7th, 17th, 77th, 82nd, 84th, 86th and 87th, and 111th and 112th letters of the speech it clearly spells "socialist." Come on, like we weren't going to notice that one?

"And no matter what grade you’re in, some of you are probably wishing it were still summer, and you could’ve stayed in bed just a little longer this morning."
Ah ha! See, you can be lazy because we'll just redistribute the wealth from the rich!

"I know that feeling. When I was young, my family lived in Indonesia for a few years, and my mother didn’t have the money to send me where all the American kids went to school."
Shout-out to the fellow secret Muslims? I hope he doesn't slip up and say "Back when I was born in Kenya...oops!"

"Every single one of you has something you’re good at. Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is."
Hmm, sound anything like "from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"? Busted.

"And this isn’t just important for your own life and your own future. What you make of your education will decide nothing less than the future of this country. What you’re learning in school today will determine whether we as a nation can meet our greatest challenges in the future." (And that's why we're starting this socialist indoctrination project...)

"I know that sometimes, you get the sense from TV that you can be rich and successful without any hard work -- that your ticket to success is through rapping or basketball or being a reality TV star, when chances are, you’re not going to be any of those things."
You don't want to be those things because we'll just take all of your money through taxes anyway!

You can imagine where it goes from here. More Marxist lessons hidden behind warnings that success is hard work and don't give up and blah blah blah. We get it, comrade!

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