Friday, October 16, 2009

Best game ever?

Via Sadly, No! (from a variety of other blogs) comes this completely awesome online game for the Glenn Beck set. Apparently it's some sort of MMP role-playing game where Obama has suspended the Constitution in 2011 and it's up to you, the irrational wingnut, to save the United States by starting a "Second American Revolution."
Chaos ensues throughout the nation! The Second American Revolution is in full swing by February of 2011, with lists posted by patriots, county by county, naming dozens of government employees and the bounties that can be fetched by their capture. After 7 weeks of fighting in every state, and with the refusal of most United States military branches to obey orders to fire upon American citizens, Obama’s forces are slowly whittled away. The remnants of the Obama loyalists retreat to Virginia. After tens of thousands of their troops are killed, The International Service Union Empire (I.S.U.E.) has just 40,000 left, but still controls three full counties in the name of former President Barack Hussein Obama… Or so they think. The Congress of Rejected and Neglected Youth (C.O.R.N.Y.) controls three counties near Washington D.C., with reports of having at least 60,000 loyalists for Obama.
This stuff is pretty normal, right? Just your run-of-the-mill revolution fantasy. Not surprisingly in this conservative sedition porn their loser icons get to lead the troops into battle.
Former V.P. Joe Biden Captured Outside Arlington

March 4, 2011 – Former Vice President Biden was captured today after an incredible firefight in Arlington, Virginia. Biden’s Ameri-Troops and Islamic Warrior Guard were gunned down by the Virginia Citizens Militia and elements from T.A.M. (Texas Arizona Militia) with Sean Hannity, the former FOX broadcaster, leading the way.

Diversity Czar Mark Lloyd (The Man Of the Ban) Captured

March 6, 2011 – Mark Lloyd, the Marxist who was put in charge of the FCC by Barack Obama was captured today by the MRC Militias run by L. Brent Bozell.

Michelle Malkin and Andrew Breitbart Prevail

March 11, 2011 – Since before the Revolution, it was Andrew Breitbart, Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly who led the way against the Marxists in I.S.U.E. and C.O.R.N.Y. Now in the final weeks of the Second American Revolution, Michelle Malkin has announced her candidacy for the Senate in the elections that are to take place 60 days after Obama is captured. Breitbart is still leading the Breitbart Brigade and is seeing heavy action against Obama’s minions and just last night he was instrumental in the defeat of Hamas and the Ameritroops in King George County.
Yeah, I'd love to see General Hannity inspiring the troops.

So, this doesn't really seem like something that would be up my alley, right? Well, of course not, but anything that keeps these morons tied up in front of their computers and not actually going on mass shootings or something because Obama is about to personally "take their guns away" is fine by me. You should check out the site or read Sadly, No's take.


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