Monday, February 22, 2010

Vintage Missouri

There was an absolute classic crime story in the KC Star today.

There's no way I can do the story justice so you really need to go read it. The comparison to a Coen brothers movie is too perfect. I think my favorite part is when he convinced them they were going to start a biker gang without any actual, you know, bikes. Yikes, way to go Missouri.


Blogger Shawn said...

My mind is racing.

Here is the cast as I see it:

Roy Slates (burned contractor): Ted Danson
Billy Barger (narcissistic goon mastermind): Christopher Walken
The stooges:
Stangeland(talkative annoying leader of stooges): Larry David
Swarnes(pudgy backwater sidekick): Randy Quaid
Wadel(young crazy loser): James Franco

The misidentified Jeffrey Muller who gets kidnapped(I sell dog food!): Terry O'Quinn(Locke)

The REAL Jeffrey Muller (actual devious mastermind arch-enemy who we don't see much of, but is pulling the strings the whole time): Kevin Spacey

Seriously, this has real potential. Unbelieveable.

12:12 PM  

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